A bad ass rainbow was recently spotted over Idaho and you can see and read about all about it right here and I suggest you do as you never know when some such bit of triva will save your ass when you need to suddenly change the subject or as in my case, give you the perfect inside moment with some LA 9. To wit: This morning I was at the cafe downstairs from my office when this super-cute chick got in line behind me. I'd seen her around the office park a few times before and figured she was a new student at the flight school since she was always with one of the teacher pilots that are constantly hanging around the cafe. I made up mind that I would talk to her at some point and was just waiting for the perfect natural moment to arise. So when she stepped into the line behind me, I said to myself, in a thick cockney accent, "Well Governor, here's your bloody chance." Clearing my throat, I spun around flashing my very best Neal Patrick Harris smile and asked her if she was a student at the flight school? She looked up and forced a small smile and said yes that she was and then asked me, no doubt, her creep radar kicking into high gear, how I knew that? Taken slightly aback, I stammered saying I had seen her walking around with some of the pilots and just kind of put it all together. That seemed to quell her creep sucspions somewhat, but it was clear that the jury was still out. Desperate to change the subject from my observations of her, I reached for my Ace in the Hole. "So you must see a lot rainbows while you're flying around up there?" The look she gave me let me know that in her mind I was definately a creep. "Umm...no," she said, I've actually never seen a rainbow while flying." And before I could respond, a tall tan GQ type comes walking up and gives her a huge hug, taking her into his arms and spinning her merrily around her face lighting up like a carnival. At which point I just backed off figuring it had to be her brother or some other close relative given the sweet embrace. Anyway, maybe this was a bad example, but you can see the potential, right?
